- Dear Senate President,
My name is Lere Olayinka, a friend of the Irunmales of Oke Agbonna in Okemesi Ekiti, Ekiti State.
I
woke up today, to be told by the Irunmales that Adams Aliyu Oshiomhole,
that Iyamho, Edo man that was boasting up and down that he was going to
remove you as Senate President has done Ben Johnson, Carl Levis as well
as Usain Bolt and landed in USA just because he was grilled twice by
the DSS.
I was also told that men of the DSS are still waiting
for him to return to Nija. They want to keep questioning him till he
vomits what he ate and what he did not eat, even including his
intestine. Haba! They want to use his proud eyes to scratch ground (won
fe fi oju e gbo le).
One of the Irunmales told me in confidence
that you are the one he (Oshiomhole) offended. I asked the offence he
committed and I was told he dared you, telling you that he will remove
you from the position that Allah (Subhanahu wa ta’ala)
gave you.
For
this, angry 777 Alfas in Ilorin are still reporting him to Allah
(Subhanahu wa ta’ala). Also, some of your supporters took his matter to
Oke Sobi (Sobi Hill) and Odo Oyun (River Oyun).
For Adams Aliyu
Oshiomhole, things have fallen apart, the center is no longer holding
and he is no longer at ease. They said he ran to USA to cool his hot
head and to at least have small erection for that his yellow pawpaw wife
that a certain Agbegilere known as Rochas Okorocha has been using
koloro eyes to look.
I am beginning to have pity on the man, especially because of his only foreign investment.
I am therefore begging you to forgive and forget. Aimo lo nse Aliyu. He thought he was still an Obioma in the labour union.
My
Distinguished Senate President, I am on my bended knees, please forgive
Adams Aliyu Oshiomhole. Kindly instruct those Ilorin Alfas to stop
reminding Allah his sins.
Omo Baba Oloye, tell your supporters
to appeal to those gods of Odo Oyun and Oke Sobi, beg Afonja omo
Morilewa and Shehu Alimi to forgive Adams Aliyu Oshiomhole. He must have
learnt his lessons and he will never be rude to his seniors again.
I
am sure when he returns from where he ran to, he will come to you to
apologise properly and probably bring nkan etutu (objects for sacrifice)
and tuuba for the people of Ilorin Afonja o ni Quran.
Thank you sir.
Lere Olayinka
1, Irunmale Avenue,
Agbonna Hilltop, Okemesi Ekiti
09/11/2018
